Q: Dear Bobo,
I recently started collecting stamps as a
hobby. This is a totally awesome pasttime! Although my wife doesn't
think it's rad. She is always bagging on me telling me to quit and
get help. She tells me that she will leave if I don't seek out
assistance for my problem. I don't think this is cool. I mean this
is my life; I can do what I want, right? Well I thought I would
write to you to clear this up.
Thanks,
Postage Due in MN
A:
Well PD I feel your wife is correct on this one. You should put your
marriage above some silly hobby. You both should also seek
counseling and try to find a hobby you two can do together. I
suggest one of my favorites, Banana Hunt. This is where I go to the
store buy some bananas and eat them. Mating is always cool too!
Hope
this helps,
Professor Bobo
Q: Dear Bobo,
This past year I found a golden ticket and
won a trip to a chocolate factory. This ticket enables me to invite
one other person to come on this tour with me. I have someone in
mind (my hot neighbor, Tina), but my grand-dad assumes he is going
even though I never asked him. I don't know what to do should I tell
him I don't want him to go, or should I just sit by and let it go so
I can keep peace in the family.
Please, help me.
Pudding
Pants from UK
Dear Pudding Pants,
I think you should
give your grand-dad a good 'ol kick in the head and tell him you are
totally taking the hot chick from next door. You should solve this
like my family does. Take your grandpa outside and fight each other
to the death or near-death to see who is the rightful leader of the
tribe. I suggest running around at first to wear the old bugger out
and then lunge in for the kill by piercing his neck with your two
inch long incisors! Well I hope this works for you it always does
for our family.
-Professor Bobo
Professor Bobo