Dear Santa,
May I please have my show back. I promise not to make it about aliens being chased by a dumb alien cop.
Adrian
Dear Adrian,
I am not a miracle worker. Check with your local public access stations. Maybe they will carry it for you. Until then I will bring you a new hair tie.
Santa.
Dear Santa,
I need a new Transformer Optimus Prime figure for Christmas! I need it!!!
Jet Stream
Dear Jet Stream,
I think you are mixing your wants with needs. You should re-examine your request and then contact me again. Until then I will have to forget your letter ever existed.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I would like to receive for this year's Christmas a brand new Optimus Prime figure. This would be great because then I could battle out imaginary wars with my neighbors!
Jet Stream
Dear Jet Stream,
I don't think battling is good for any kid to be doing. I also think you should accept what you receive. Things do not have to be brand new to be useful or nice.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I would like to have a train set for christmas.
Billy
Dear Billy,
Your request is a little old fashioned and cliched don't ya think? So I will not give you a train set, but will give you a trainload of books!
Santa
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