Good-Bye to the lovable Junk-Store-Bug...

This is the can found in a box containing other 1999 Episode 1 Pepsi sodas.  This can shows everyone's favorite slave-owner, Watto.  The discovery brought back the excitement of Episode 1 and the dissapointment. The question the arose in my head, why would any self-respecting moron buy a can of "collector" Pepsi and save it.  I guess this just fully cements my legend i the annals of geekdom.  After discovering my new found treasure, I decided to test the aged-to-perfection beverage...

Look at this putz putting the hurt on that can of Watto-Juice.  A fool playing with fire, I know.  Questions filled my head.  What if this was the last full can of Watto-Pepsi?  What if it released some harmful chemicals?  What if Pepsi found out I drank this after the "best by date?"  I go ahead with the plan...

After cracking open the relic a rush of 1999 innocence filled the air along with a slight hint of Watto feces.  The opening gave flashbacks of the events of 1999.  All those cds with the year 1999 in the title, y2k, ff8, oh and the lack of terrorism in the US and the right to bitch about a 9 year old brat...

Chugging the Watto.  Flavors of the unexplainable filled my mouth.  The Watto-Juice was good...

Watto was so addictively good that I had to down the juice as quickly as possible.  Sadly some escaped the destination and dribbled down all over the table.  Those drops will forever be missed...

After the event I decided to allow Watto to sit at the head of the table and enjoy the last few moments of his life before being crushed by the aluminum can crusher.  Alas, poor Watto, you will be missed.