The Freaks Come Out at Night

I was getting ready to sit down and watch a brand new episode of Cable Marketplace and out of the blue my doorbell rings. I proceed in answering the door and see a tiny goblin at my door. This freak had learned only one sentence of Earth language, "Trick or Treat?". This was clearly a hellspawn that was only a little devoted to earth's destruction. What is with todays young ghouls? The goblin clearly wasn't very motivated at destroying or else he would have learned a cool saying like, "Hasta la Vista, baby!" or "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling". To Satan I say this, motivate your demons and you are sure to get better results. I suggest candy, it seemed to work last night.

Professor Bobo

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"Hey guys lets all go done and see that guy Cortez that just landed off the coast"

"Okay, let's sign the treaty. We get the WHOLE state of Oklahoma...there is no way they'd back out of a treaty again."

"BRADDOCK!!!!"-vietnam

You most likely know by now that Tripod deleted all of my previous files and that I hate them for it. But as Lex Luthor needs Superman I need Tripod. Without them what would my site be posted on and what would I complain about. Without me Tripod would be some mindless community of....oh wait a second they don't need me do they. Hmmm I guess the analogy needs a little work.
Okay the site is going through some changes at the moment. I am trying out a few designs and hopefully I will find one that is easy to expand and pleasant on the 'ol eyes. I could pull a page from the Pentagon and ask for your suggestions, but I am not that desperate yet. On the side you will see links to associated sites on this page and also a links page where you can go and view some of the links I discover on my voyages through cyber-space.
-Dan

What did the Ginger Bread Man say to the Dough Boy? "Hey, let's get baked!" LOL I love that one.

Adrian Paul is surprised the Tracker isn't as big of a hit as he hoped.

Chuck Norris is planning a Firewalker 2 movie.

Halloween is a boom for Dentists.