is that morris or pierre

If I was to revolve my life around the sayings, "very special episode", "most important episode of the season", then I would be indoors stuck in front of the television watching the WB every night of the week. This of course would be "very special" for the WB. The network always describes its shows in this manner. Now I am no genius but I do know that it is impossible for every show to be important and special. I mean there has to be one week where Dawson just wakes up and doesn't do much of anything during the day that warrants the words important or special. What if the Gilmore girls just went out and got some coffee and talked about guys, that wouldn't be very important. So, WB, I plead with you; stop using these words so frivolously. Pretty soon people will become like Pavlov's dogs and understand that these shows are neither important nor special and never return. I care for you just like the Pope cares for lepers. So just understand this is just an open letter to anyone at the WB willing to go that extra step and monitor misuses of the sayings "very special" and "most important". So until I hear back from you I am going to enjoy watching the very special Reba.
-Dan

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Speed Limit Who Needs It

When I think of the speed limit I often feel that it is just another case of discrimination toward me. Let me bring three things to your attention. First, who bought my car. Me. Second,who bought the gas. Me. Third who pays for the roads, signs, and all other so called "safety" measures. Me, thats who. Now why should there be a limit for the amount of speed I can achieve that has been set by individuals that don't even know me or didn't even bother to help me with my payments. Since all of these items I pay for from now on when I am pulled over by a police officer I am going to say he is fired and speed off while he chokes on my dust.

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