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"Let's get these two old guys to sing for these two young hot german's"

"...so that is why we are giving back the Grammy."

"Bruce was dead when I got there."-chuck

Xenodin: Adrian what made you want to do an alien tv show?
Adrian: Well I really think that I can bring a great deal of entertainment and normalcy back after the tragedy.
Xenodin: September 11?
Adrian: ...no, Endgame. That movie stunk and I just wanted to show my fans I still have "it".
Xenodin: Will Tracker be a action/comedy or comedy/action? And will it have "Bodacious Babes"?
Adrian: I really want it to be a fish out of water type of scenerio and I hope this will make for funny situation. But I also hope to incorporate a few action scenes. Oh of course babes will be a staple on the show....after all we are syndicated!
Stay tuned for more of Mr. Paul's interview....or was I interviewing Mrs. Paul. Whatever, all I know is I make it up anyway. (Adrian this is for humor purposes—I love your show)

What Happened to That Guy

I was speeding along the road the other day in my dingy and dust encrusted supposedly blue Beemer the other day and was shocked to realize that my favorite singing nutcase was nowhere to be seen. I leer my head one direction and crane it the other still no sign of the insane bard. The cool day with a grey sky covering the sun and the light cool breeze that snuck its way in through my slightly cracked window was just not the same without the moronic melodies dancing upon them. So as the light flashed green I slowly accelerated my car and was left wondering if I would ever see the tone-deaf idiot at his normal post again. I can not bare to pass the intersection again if he is not there to put a cup of cheer in my day. To you, Singing Schitzo, please return. I miss you.

If I was to revolve my life around the sayings, "very special episode", "most important episode of the season", then I would be indoors stuck in front of the television watching the WB every night of the week. This of course would be "very special" for the WB. The network always describes its shows in this manner. Now I am no genius but I do know that it is impossible for every show to be important and special. I mean there has to be one week where Dawson just wakes up and doesn't do much of anything during the day that warrants the words important or special. What if the Gilmore girls just went out and got some coffee and talked about guys, that wouldn't be very important. So, WB, I plead with you; stop using these words so frivolously. Pretty soon people will become like Pavlov's dogs and understand that these shows are neither important nor special and never return. I care for you just like the Pope cares for lepers. So just understand this is just an open letter to anyone at the WB willing to go that extra step and monitor misuses of the sayings "very special" and "most important". So until I hear back from you I am going to enjoy watching the very special Reba.
-Dan

Did you know Adrian Paul was an actor on the Dark Shadows 1991 season? Well you should. Also on that show was the guy that played the Pretender, I don't remember his name, but he is cool too.

Did you know Adrian Paul is a trained dancer and martial artists? Neither did I, but he is.

Did you know Adrian likes to help kids? He has his very own charity.