sucks to the littluns

Did you know Adrian Paul was an actor on the Dark Shadows 1991 season? Well you should. Also on that show was the guy that played the Pretender, I don't remember his name, but he is cool too.

Did you know Adrian Paul is a trained dancer and martial artists? Neither did I, but he is.

Did you know Adrian likes to help kids? He has his very own charity.

Hey, those are my egg rolls

It was a simple plan, nothing special. I bring home the egg rolls and place them at the bottom of the fridge obscured from prying eyes and thieving hands. Or so I thought. This plan was to keep people from munching on my rolls and not to prevent someone from throwing them into the garbage. This of course is what happened. Two might-have-been delicous egg rolls delivered into the dumpster while I was away by a lover of cleanliness. I arrive back to claim my rolls later that day and am told that the tidy bowl threw them out thinking it was a sack of crap. Too bad Mr. Clean didn't bother on looking inside the bag but instead relying on ESP to determine the contents. So just a suggestion Ajax, look and ask about things you don't know. But more importantly keep your hands of my rolls!

Xenodin: Adrian what made you want to do an alien tv show?
Adrian: Well I really think that I can bring a great deal of entertainment and normalcy back after the tragedy.
Xenodin: September 11?
Adrian: ...no, Endgame. That movie stunk and I just wanted to show my fans I still have "it".
Xenodin: Will Tracker be a action/comedy or comedy/action? And will it have "Bodacious Babes"?
Adrian: I really want it to be a fish out of water type of scenerio and I hope this will make for funny situation. But I also hope to incorporate a few action scenes. Oh of course babes will be a staple on the show....after all we are syndicated!
Stay tuned for more of Mr. Paul's interview....or was I interviewing Mrs. Paul. Whatever, all I know is I make it up anyway. (Adrian this is for humor purposes—I love your show)

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"Is that your pee bucket?"

"What the hell he doing here, this is no-fly zone!"

"Tex, that poor homeless bastard"

Excriments do not double as food where you live.

At least the "Lake" is always heated.....like a gagillion degrees!

Possessions are cool!

This week we delve into the disappearance of the official Harryman show website. What happened, why did it happen, and who did this. The website appears to be there when first arriving, but that is a rouse. This site never seems to be updated or maintained. The pages or there, but everything is frozen in time. This is a Pompeii of sorts. You can see what the final moments were like for the individual pages on the site stuck in an eternal state of non-evolution. What is even more odd is that the message board still is fully functional but for some reason this is also left stuck in the muddy eons. When you start researching this site you soon happen upon the discovery that there might have been a mass exodus from the site to smaller individual sites in the Harryman universe. This is evidenced by the giant influx of MMJ websites. It is almost as if the living conditions worsened to the point where MMJ had to leave his home and start all over. So at this present time there is still no explanation. I am determined to search for a Harryman Website that is updated with current information about the show and with features reflecting the show. Until that time I will wonder how MMJ learned to publish pages; I didn't think he could even read.
-Spock