Vol I - 05

Not to say I have a problem or an addiction, but I do have a vice. This is as awful as it may sound, Chocobo Racing. Is this speeding menace such a problem you may ask. To that I respond, yes. At times I feel I have it under control and just race for a couple of times a night. Then others I fall to its mighty, addictive birds. These are the darkest moments. This is when I gather people around the television and take bets on which bird will pull up the winner. This is when I race and feel the rush. The rush of speed and adrenaline mixed with a large amount of Gil. Chocobo racing is something that should be discussed and explained to the youths of Midgar so they donot fall into the same pitfalls that I have fallen into. As of now, I am seeking help and am coming around quite nicely. I hope to beat this betting bird nonsense.
-Cid

Pt 2
Xenodin: Where do you film Tracker?
Adrian: Toronto.
Xenodin: What do you like best about the show Tracker?
Adrian: I think it really allows me to stretch my comedic qualities and successfully is able to show that to my fans.
Xenodin: And you think people want this? You don't think they just want to see you kick some *$$?
Adrian: Right.
Xenodin: Well, you're wrong.
Okay. What went through your mind when Bozo went off the air?
Adrian: I thought, wow here is this tv legend and the network is just letting him go. That could be me. Geesh I mean all of Toronto felt for him at that moment.
Xenodin: Well I hope your new show Tracker is a big success and thank you for allowing me to interview you.
Adrian: Well I am here all night. My shift ends at 3 if you wanna do something.
Xenodin: No thats allright. How much are the fountain sodas?
Adrian: It's on the house. Cya!
And this concludes the exclusive interview with Adrian Paul at the 7/11 on Phelps.

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My Clock Broke

Why is it that everyone and everything is out to destroy my life as I know it. This time it was my alarm clock. I set the timepiece for my usual wake-up time but alas no buzzer to wake me up! I woke up noticed I had only a few minutes to prepare myself before heading out for the day. I rushed through the essential morning routine. I skipped steps I would normally have been sure to observe. This all happened because of a faulty tick-tock. This clock was out to get me fired or worse, killed. T---x I plan on letting your company know that this will not stand. I will avenge on my own time not yours.

Adrian Facts

Adrian filmed Highlander in Toronto and now Tracker in Toronto because he is a cheap *$$ and doesn't want to pay Hollywood taxes.

Adrian likes to play the babyface.

Adrian starred in that crappy USA movie, but at least it didn't have mutated baboons.