MERRY CHRISTMAS

I do this all year folks
Ron Perlman gets into the holiday spirit by donning a Santa hat and asking passers by for money...

alls quiet on the western front...we shot 'em
Sportsman Quartet visits troops to sing holiday songs and boost morale...

Rochester Fact File:
Appendix removed: 25
Cough drop jokes: 300
Raisin jokes: 350
Number of illnesses: 694
Beat Jack Benny at Gin: 3

Adrian Paul Fact File:
Number of TV Shows: 4
Number of cancellations: 4
Current Employer: Freelance

December 21, 2001
East Peoria, IL 61611

Box 1-A
North Pole

Big red,
This is a late request but I am just surprised I even found the time to write this little note. Now, as you most assuredly know, I am writing this asking you for something. The one thing I have had my eye on this year is Jen, but I of course must ask for something you can provide. So I ask this, please stop all of those ba****ds from burning their piles of leaves each year. One of these days I am going to get asthma if you don't halt these evildoers.
Holiday cheers,
Dan

Exclusive Transcript!
December 24, 2000

Airtraffic Controller: Sir, I have an unidentified craft on my screen. I am going to hail it.
Commander:No you don't! Let it pass, you didn't see anything!
AC:Yes I do sir. It is flying at a pretty good clip and is fairly high in the air. I must hail it for the safety of other craft!
C:NO! I said step down!
AC:It is a fast moving craft and is dropping things from its cargo! We're under attack! I must alert the authorities!
C:NO! This is not for you to be concerned with! Now I am in command I said step down!
AC:That is santa, isn't it? You bastard. You knew, this whole time, you knew. You bastards...
C:I said don't concern yourself with it. Now go get some rest and forget this ever happened. Noone will believe you anyway.

Shenmue II

What can I not say about the sequel to the best game to ever be released for the Dreamcast, Shenmue. Shenmue II is the best sequel to a continuous game series. The game has more games, fights, and FREE. The maps and shop areas are much larger and more detailed and there is more character graphics on the screen than before. The only drawback is that the game has English subtitles, but to me this is a positive thing. This means you won't have that damn kid asking you to play soccer! If you want this game for the Dreamcast you must import it. Otherwise you can wait until it released for the XBOX.