Xenodin 2001
Ron
Perlman gets into the holiday spirit by donning a Santa hat and
asking passers by for money...
Sportsman
Quartet visits troops to sing holiday songs and boost morale...
Rochester Fact File:
Appendix
removed: 25
Cough drop jokes: 300
Raisin jokes: 350
Number
of illnesses: 694
Beat Jack Benny at Gin: 3
Adrian Paul Fact File:
Number
of TV Shows: 4
Number of cancellations: 4
Current Employer:
Freelance
December 2001
Proud to be Free
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Exclusive Transcript!
December
24, 2000
Airtraffic
Controller: Sir, I have an
unidentified craft on my screen. I am going to hail it.
Commander:No
you don't! Let it pass, you didn't see anything!
AC:Yes
I do sir. It is flying at a pretty good clip and is fairly high in
the air. I must hail it for the safety of other craft!
C:NO!
I said step down!
AC:It
is a fast moving craft and is dropping things from its cargo! We're
under attack! I must alert the authorities!
C:NO!
This is not for you to be concerned with! Now I am in command I said
step down!
AC:That
is santa, isn't it? You bastard. You knew, this whole time, you
knew. You bastards...
C:I
said don't concern yourself with it. Now go get some rest and forget
this ever happened. Noone will believe you anyway.
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