Int'l Halloween

In Japan you can dress like it's Halloween on any day of the year!  And the costumes are way cooler!

Storm Trooper gets a full-size kid
 
An Imperial Storm-Trooper nabbed a full-size kid from that "rich-guy's" house.  Last year he gave out full-size Ewoks and Sabaac Cards.  The Trooper, THX1978, said "This is so cool I can't wait to reap the profits from this littlun from his future work on Kessel!"

Hollow's Eve

The night is chock full of evil little creatures.  Creatures that barely reach the height of your knee, but have the ferocity of a wounded bear guarding its last meal from an oncoming scavenger.  These little demons prowl the streets every night and every day during the year, but only one night out of the year are they out in mass numbers.  This one night of the year these creatures lurch throughout the city with the blessing of the community and its leaders.  The community is required to make a donation or an offering to these beasts to appease them and allow the community to be free from the creatures' wrath throughout the year.  From house to house these little creeps go and bare their fangs, claws, and blood soaked clothing to the inhabitants, showing what can possibly happen if the households do not put some candy within the bags of the beasts.  In fact if these people shrug the little hell spawns off then they will chop the heads off and toss them in their bags.  So I have this to recommend, donate your candy, all of it, or suffer consequences from these short savages.

It was a night like no other, except it was.  I know you didn't see the last update, so click HERE to read the last update!

A Blast From the Past!  Enjoy an article from last Halloween!

The Freaks Come Out at Night

I was getting ready to sit down and watch a brand new episode of Cable Marketplace and out of the blue my doorbell rings. I proceed in answering the door and see a tiny goblin at my door. This freak had learned only one sentence of Earth language, "Trick or Treat?". This was clearly a hellspawn that was only a little devoted to earth's destruction. What is with todays young ghouls? The goblin clearly wasn't very motivated at destroying or else he would have learned a cool saying like, "Hasta la Vista, baby!" or "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling". To Satan I say this, motivate your demons and you are sure to get better results. I suggest candy, it seemed to work last night.

It's Graduation Time!

This is Martin, in his best Tekken imitation, doing a beer-salute to the high-achieving-graduating-Jon!
 

New Item!
If you have been on an endless search for that perfect fall wallpaper, don't look here.  Although, I do have a fall wallpaper, if you want to use it.

Doesn't your loved one deserve a love note?  Here why don't you snd this exclusive, and rare, Martin Kove Valentine to that special person, or how about a coool Martin Kove wallpaper!

Why not look at, Star Wars Pepsi:  A Final Journey With Watto

"I can't explain what exactly what I'm doing standing in the rain"
"there is no such thing as defeat in this dojo!"

"Logan-5 approach and identify"
"the life-clocks have no power outside, we're free...we're free!"