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kids drawing entry
Old Couple Makes a Commitment...
Dangers of Online Dating...
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Ashamed? So are the others...
I now bring you a special interview with the guide to conquering video games!
So what have you been up to these past few years? =================+++++A SCMA fan almost shows his face!
===Feb 3=======++How many danged mother-ships are there+=== It was my first day on the job as a pilot in the Unified Air Force.
My first mission was to stop the advancing horde of alien spacecraft from
invading the earth. After taking off I was excited to be shooting
down these alien scum, but there are so many of them. Soon I was
approaching the section which I was told is where the ships are advancing
from. I was ecstatic. I was getting a rush of adrenaline.
I knew the end would be near, because this is where the Mother-Ship had to
be. It just had to be. I approach with caution, but soon begin
to blast away with everything I have, bombs and lasers. After a long
tenuous battle the mother-ship succumbed to my mighty skill. I
thought, I will be going home now and sleep in my own bed for a change,
fearing no alien invasion. But just as this thought was creeping
through my head I heard a voice come from over the comlink, "there is
another mother-ship, approach and destroy. over." I was devastated
but able to put a positive spin on the situation. Okay one more ship
and then this madness will be over. Well let me tell you one thing,
I have been battling mother-ships since 1981 and there has been no end in
sight. I have forgotten what land feels like. I am starting to
realize that expelling this invasion is a hopeless cause and that I should
just give up so I can return home. Maybe the aliens won't be too bad
to us.
========+++++++Jan 31=======Treasure! I found a box of Gold!!!
What I did over my vacation, by, Xenodin Over the past week I was fortunate enough to take a vacation with some pirate-folk. This was a real fun time. There were lots of interesting people, the food was unique, and the boat smelled funny. For instance, ol' one eye Pete was there and Parrot-Beak-Bob, and even Poopy Pants Phil! The food we ate was like what I have never had before. I ate lots of fish and beans. One night we even had rice! Wow what an exotic vacation! After a bit of this diet some of the crew began to get sick and die, I heard a rumor that it was scurvy. Although I don't believe it. Near the end of the week the pirates took the passengers to an island to dig for gold. This was a great surprise because it wasn't in the brochure. After a few days and nights of digging an old guy by the name of Jeff Rovin grasped at his heart and keeled over. This was such a wonderful show! The pirates even pretended to bury him. I really have to say Jeff is a true thespian. Eventually we found the treasure box that the pirates were looking for. Inside were oodles and oodles of gold coins. The pirates were so happy! They even gave me two coins to take back. I then promptly traded them for an 8' slim jim and a Surge. That is what I did over my vacation, I have the dysentery to prove it. ======+++++++======Valentine Cards! Here I am with a special update to the site just in time for Valentine's Day. Due to the tremendous response of my past Martin Kove valentine I decided to get a few more together and offer them to you. So this Valentine's day say you really care by giving her (or him--not that there's anything wrong with that) a Kove-Kard-o-Love!
Donkey Kong, a Bad Influence===============jan 24 Who is more child-friendly than everyone's favorite
gorilla, Donkey Kong? This affable ape does kooky things to
entertain is fans. Let's see, he goes on conquests wearing a tie and
only a tie. Donkey takes along his 'friend' Diddy, who doesn't wear
pants. These are terrible suggestions to be giving to our
impressionable children. For example, just the other day I saw a
person eating a banana, a BANANA! This can only be attributed to
that ape. Later I saw people wearing ties, but no pants. I am
also pretty sure that Richard Dreyfuss was hosting that convention.
Donkey Kong has been infecting the minds of our youth for too long.
This did not just become a problem with his resurgence on the snes and
n64, but in his arcade game, Donkey Kong. In this game he subtly
asks the question to the children playing, "how high can you get?"
This encouraged numerous kids to seek out their local dealer and proceed
on a quest to become higher than DK. I have no idea how many
children this ruined the bright futures of, but I do know that DK is
responsible for our current boatload of junkies. Donkey Kong has no
place in our society and should be forgotten. This episode of
high-apes-with-no-clothes has gone on long enough. It is time for
the public to embrace good role-models, like plumbers. So I hope you
agree with me when I say everyone take your Donkey Kong merchandise and
bring it to the church and we will hold a massive bonfire. After
that we will begin our boycott, and finally we all go home and eat some
mushrooms.
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"To all this grand old scheme of things
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