Suburban Commando!!!

I will hopefully be able to review this hot steaming pile of Hogan goodness in a few days, once finals week is over.  Although, I recommend renting it if 1) you really liked Hogan's wardrobe in 'Thunder in Paradise' or 2) you have ever wondered what type of movie a cage full of retarded monkeys would produce.

Hidden Treasure
I was busy cleaning my room in anticipation of moving-out on Thursday.  Of course, during this time I have very limited food supplies in the room and if I do want anything I have to travel quite a distance to even get anything.  As a result, I am skipping meals and not eating as often.  This has made my craving for x-men ice cream and hulk flavor-ice all the more prominent.  It so happens that during this massive refugee-style packing I was storing away paper plates (why don't ask--I will need them over the summer and don't want to buy anymore) and something glorious fell out of that wonderful plastic wrapper.  Nothing but a fortune cookie quip, "you will be awarded some great honor."  Promptly as if directed on cue, a granola bar snuck out of the depths of the paper plate package, mystically dropping into my bag.  I am not one to turn my back to destiny, even if it is in the form of a quip from a fried cookie.  I needed this delicious chocolate goodness. Opening the wrapper I was greeted with so many wonderful aromas.  Particularly if you want the same experience try standing next to a H***u on a hunger strike.  This when I realized that this bar was from way back in January, at least that is the best date I could conjure up.  Feeling the ooey chewy goodness melting in my hand, I ate the granola bar.  It was good.  It was chewy.  I'm not so sure it was supposed to be chewy.  If there are any problems I can always flush it out with sugar-cane juice.

Bones Bones and more bones

I really have nothing to post.  Is there a double-meaning here...I don't know, what do you think...

Okay I really don't know what this picture actually represents, but I believe it has something to do with urban sprawl.  Wait a second...........yeah, it's for a movie later this year!  Sean Bean you rock Brach's rocks!!

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Why not look at, Star Wars Pepsi:  A Final Journey With Watto

"To all this grand old scheme of things
To all the pain it brings
To all those who pull the strings
I bid good riddance"
 

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