"Zidane
and Dagger" Amano
Xenodin
November 2001
Proud to be Free
Thanksgiving
Enter the day of dead turkeys on parade. The day to give thanks. I wonder what the turkey is thankful for or how about the homeless guy on the street. What are these individuals thankful for? I mean the turkey is about to die a horrible death to feed the gluttony of America, but the homeless guy, his life is crap. He wakes up rummages through garbage, begs for money, and then goes to sleep under a bridge. What possibly could he be thankful for. I propose that these homeless people be banned from Thanksgiving. Their life is a joke and are thankful for nothing. This is a holiday for people that are thankful and I am thankful I am not homeless. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to eat my turkey.
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Xenodin 2001
Weather: A
rich man's joke is always funny.
-Thomas Edward Brown
Dead of Night
Vol
I - 07
Just say NO.....please
Another year, another Thanksgiving. What is the one
item that festive Americans must have on this day or go beserk? Give
up. Turkey; the calm, cuddly, and cute fowl. This lovable creature
is taken from his home and forced to feed you opulent fat cats one
day out of the year! This year I would love it if you and your
fellow Americans eat a tofu turkey, soy turkey, or even duck. Just
this one year please spare the turkey, please.
-Tom Turkey
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