Once upon a time I was a wee little person walking around, working, and living my life with no adoring, passionate, selfish attention being placed upon my life by others, because I was just living life. That is when I woke up out of that hazy dream of being nice and helping others to discover my true calling, myself! After realizing this I had to make myself appear awesome to all the real fabulous friends of wealth, fame, and influence I wanted to adore me. There was a knock on my door, I answered and in walked the solution, guns.
Posted by okage
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