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HOUSEGUEST

The top 10 items of the awesome film

10. Sinbad always tries to leave with the suitcase (that isn't his) filled with 1 suit from a funeral home.
9.  Sinbad does not change his underwear for over 3 days. StINkBAD!
8.  Sinbad craves meat through the whole movie, until he and Phil share their meat, all alone on a bridge in the woods.  It was a really touching moment, made me stab myself in the leg with a fork.
7.  Sinbad and Phil stop while evading the bad-guys to eat fried chicken.
6.  Sinbad creams himself while squealing in delight about floral pillows on a midget sized bed.
5.  Sinbad impersonates a dentist...in the same track suit...through the whole movie.  Everyone believes him by the way, because he is so Sinbadly Awesome!
4.  Everyone talks about knowing and remembering this dentist dude...but noone can look up his picture until the last 5 minutes of the movie.  I guess they just never thought to find out anymore about this chap than the fact he is black.
3.  Sinbad makes the wine-taster create a bust a nut creamery in his pants while tasting wine...then tells him to get a girl.  You so SinBAD!
2.  Sinbad and Phil Hartman create the best Christmas song about meat.
1.  Sinbad and Phil don't remember they met when they see each other again in Jingle all the Way.  I guess they had a fight and were both too interested in jumping Arnold's turbo-man bones.
 

honorable mentions....

*they sing throughout the entire movie and Sinbad always just mumbles because he is a fake, wow why can't people catch on that this dentist is just too hip to be a stuffed-shirt DDS!
*the mob hitmen are in love with each other
*Sinbad makes a book about being a good Houseguest, and inherits all the real dentist's friends, because noone likes that corn-cob-ass
*the white-homeboy talking all street to Sinbad...Sinbad calls him out during a jeep ride towards an oncoming train (oh yeah Sinbad never flinches), because Sinbad is BAD
*running in a marathon...which is an idea that credit card company stole to portray a runner buying with his quickpay...or whatever.  Sinbad was going comatose by the 3rd stride with a gallon of sweat adorning his shirt.  SinSEKSI!

May Sinbad rest in peace

This is a date I can't wait to see! The return of the Mayan god Kwitzicoddle...well thats not how it's spelled but it's how it sounds. I don't give a crap if he gets pissed at me, because he's gonna kill us all anyway. So, this is the philosophy in my life now. I will not try to be a better person or even go to work or bathe. I feel if the end is so near I'm doing whatever and whenever I want. I'm bored and I'm late for work. Gotta go.

This is a little somthing I created for the board of directors. The board of directors and how I have one, you ask. Well...I got all this money after my bike got crushed by this mobster and in his rush gave me a check to buy a new bike. HAHA A BLANK CHECK! I am now living large as Macintosh and hitting on older chicks. OH YEAH

hang 10 dude

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