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in the ear
brmc
coldplay

in the systems
mame

in the mind
the House of the Dead

in the eye
romanticism

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dog drivers
I am not to sure about you but I am fascinated when I pass a car in the parking lot or while I am driving and look over noticing the drooling mug of a canine situated in the driver seat. I always tend to take a snap of the parked pup. In my mind I wonder if the dog is trying to figure out how to get the contraption moving so they can a)leave b)chase cars c)run over squirrels or d)run over the owner.

Dog Hatred

The word foe conjures up images of the Joker, Captain Hook, and Donald Trump...not really dogs. I don't know what State Farm has against the lovable canines but the entire book is chock full of "dangerous" dawgs. They even go so far as to say a dog wagging his tail is still evil and will rip your face off. Maybe I took a little creative license but the idea is still the same. Next time I see my good neighbor I'm going to ask about this "foe" business. Why couldn't they called it friend or rotten, mangy, rabies filled, death dogs?

A game with a hidden Message

what is this screen trying to tell young Timmy? If you look beyond the graphics oozing crap you will see what those racist publishers were brainwashing 10's of kids that played Arch-Rivals and the 1 quadriplegic that still is forced to endure the game (he's the one that plays mario with his butt...awesome). If you believe in the global warming and pirates scenario then you must believe that the increase in racial tension must have something to do with this game. Of course I picked up the game because I thought it was a 1950's simulator in the deep south...boy was I disappointed. No water cannons or buses...only a crap filled game of retards. I had no idea basketball was all about dudes with green mohawks and trash on the court because when I watched it one time all I saw was a bunch of grown sweaty men in shorts. Weird cause that sounds like wrasslin'...now there is a sport free of stereotypes and deragotory scenarios. If only we could all be more like the Iron Sheik, Roddy Piper, and Goldberg...I take it back if only we could all walk around in our own uniforms we would all live in peace...oh unless there are some heels out there. Are you a heel or a babyface...you are a turd.

Mustache power

How does someone convey the power of the mustache in a simple sentence? The feat is impossible to accomplish. All one can report is that everyone who dons a mustache is given special powers by the gods, all 330 million of them. Let's go down a short list of superb individuals; tom selleck, mario, burt reynolds, and the guy at the VFW. In fact, Tom ruled baseball not only in the states but then went to Japan and was the BIGGEST THING TO HIT JAPA SINCE GODZILLA (the dvd says so). So I am left with a question, will they lose their power if they shave their mustaches? I believe it is true, look at Mr Trebek...his show sucks now without the daily facial hair titulation he previously gave to Rain Man and shut-ins across the world. Also, if Superman was to grow a stache would he gain even more powers???? WOW I can keep going on with this awesome subject, but I'll just wait until I get fascinated by the yellow toe fungus guys to write something else.

10. 2012...or the end of time

This is a date I can't wait to see! The return of the Mayan god Kwitzicoddle...well thats not how it's spelled but it's how it sounds. I don't give a crap if he gets pissed at me, because he's gonna kill us all anyway. So, this is the philosophy in my life now. I will not try to be a better person or even go to work or bathe. I feel if the end is so near I'm doing whatever and whenever I want. I'm bored and I'm late for work. Gotta go.

This is a little somthing I created for the board of directors. The board of directors and how I have one, you ask. Well...I got all this money after my bike got crushed by this mobster and in his rush gave me a check to buy a new bike. HAHA A BLANK CHECK! I am now living large as Macintosh and hitting on older chicks. OH YEAH

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